Emma Clarke is the voice of the London Underground tube announcements. She’s the calm and collected voice of every single delay, nightmarish late arrival to work, relentless tourist scrum and late night bleary eyed stumble home for all us Londoners. Despite being oh so very helpful and sincere, (She IS sorry for your delay you know) she also appears to have a sense of humour.

Check out these spoof announcements she has recorded. My personal favourites being:

“I may look nothing like you imagine”

“Passengers filling in their sudokus”

and…

“A reminder for American tourists”

Found through Going Underground