Another Eurovision Song Contest, another open mic opportunity for Sir Terry Wogan. Our entry was truly exruciating (Why on Earth didn’t we just let Justin Hawkins have a go? At least he’d have given it some effort in a vain attempt to resurrect his career – THATS an incentive for you) The real question however, is why the French entry didn’t do better, I thought it was the best of the bewildering bunch by a mile. You’ve got to love the French.

Bit worried about the bald chap, hope he’s going to be OK…